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Pirate Gardeners, Garden Fun...

Relax. Everyone needs some time off from mowing. If you're starting or running your own lawn care business, relaxation is just as important, if not more important, than if you work for a large company.

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Everyone needs some time for fun in their lives. After all, as the old saying goes... All mowing and no play, makes the gardener a dull boy (or girl, as the case may be).

So, here's some fun things to take your mind off your lawn care work, sort of...

Green Industry Christmas

A Visit from
St. Customer...
A Landscaper's Tale

By Jack Stone

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the supply house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a pipe mouse;
The orders were made in the office with care,

In hopes that St. Customer soon would be there;
The workers were ready all snug in their beds,
While visions of giant sales danced in their heads;
And the supplies were ready, the plants all so lush,
The owners had settled in for the great new year rush;
Then out on the lot there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their seats to see what was the matter.
Away to the window they flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
When what to their wondering eyes did appear with such luck,
But a crew of eighteen landscapers and a giant semi-truck;
With a little old driver, and hardly a cuss,
They knew in a moment it must be St. Cus . . .

And so St. Customer bought out everything in the store.
His crew loaded it up and . . .

He sprang to his truck, to his crew gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle;
But they heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Pirate Gardeners

Avast lawn care matey's, follow the mowing adventures of Captain Blight and his pirate gardener mates. Beware the flag of the Jolly Rodger and remember... Dead men kill no snails (old pirate gardener saying).

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For more of the lawn care adventures of Pirate Gardeners read previous installments of this comic strip in our magazine archives.

Pirate Gardener Manifest

The mowing is done for the day (I hope...) and you don't want to wade through our magazine archives just for a few chuckles or groans... so the answer is Cap't Blight's Booty Manifest (that's pirate booty, as in gold, silver, sprinkler heads):

#1 Dead Men Kill No Snails
#2 Pirates of the Irrigation
#3 Scourge of the Four Seasons (Hey! that's this one...)

Garden Fun

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Garden crossword puzzles, forums, and much more can be found at GardenWeb. Click on the puzzle.

Strange and Unusual

Not every waking moment is filled with gardening... sometimes strange and unusual things happen to even the best gardener...

Pirate Plant Fact

Lawn Care Mowing Fun rye Pirate Ryegrass
Pirate Ryegrass is unequaled in its Ability to Rapidly Produce Thick, Durable Turf that over-runs all other plants in it's path. The only known deterent to Pirate Ryegrass is the hardy British Frigate Bermuda (but that's another tale).

Pirate Ryegrass is the world's most widely avoided grass and its ability to plunder in 7-10 days (even less under ideal conditions) is legendary. A cool-season grass, Pirate Ryegrass widely attacks permanent turf and forage pastures in northern regions.

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by David R. Mellor
David Mellor's lawn patterns have been displayed on the fields of major-league sports teams and have been copied by professional grounds managers. In this guide for turf professionals and the interested reader, Mellor describes pattern-mowing techniques for use on home lawns, managed landscapes, sports fields, and golf courses.


See all our REAL Plant Facts here...


For more of Just for Fun read previous installments of this column in our magazine archives.

If you have any questions, or comments, or have some fun ideas, please write to us. Send us an email. Please include your name and address. We reserve the right to edit letters.


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